Splosh - Cheeky Mug - Patience – Witty Mug

For those whose patience only lasts when someone’s watching — the Splosh Cheeky Mug Patience adds humour, honesty, and a whole lot of personality to your daily coffee fix.

Start your morning with laughter and caffeine in equal measure. The Splosh - Cheeky Mug - Patience is a bold, witty reminder that keeping calm sometimes just means not getting caught. Designed for anyone who’s ever said “I’m fine” through gritted teeth, this mug brings humour to those moments when patience wears thin.

• Playfully sarcastic quote: “Patience. What you have when there are too many witnesses.”
• Durable ceramic design: Made for daily use, at home or in the office.
• Generous 435ml capacity: Enough for that extra shot of espresso when patience runs low.
• Microwave and dishwasher safe: Convenience meets cheeky charm.
• Vibrant full-colour gift box: A perfect gift for friends, colleagues, or yourself.

How It’s Used

Imagine this: It’s 8:45 a.m., and someone’s already tested your patience before your first sip of coffee. Instead of saying what you’re thinking, you take a slow drink from your Splosh - Cheeky Mug - Patience — and let the mug do the talking.

Whether it’s your daily office mug or your go-to at home, this witty piece brings laughter to your morning routine and relief to your caffeine cravings. It’s not just a mug — it’s an unspoken mood.

Perfect for:

• Office humour – Express what you’re feeling, without saying a word.
• Home comfort – Pair your morning brew with a smirk.
• Gifting – Ideal for those who have “selective patience.”

Additional Details

• Collection: Splosh – Cheeky Mugs
• Material: Premium ceramic
• Size: 13.5 × 9 × 8.5 cm
• Capacity: 435ml
• Colour: Bold and vibrant design with contrasting text
• Packaging: Full-colour gift box for easy gifting
• Care: Microwave and dishwasher safe

Each mug in the Splosh Cheeky Collection is designed to bring humour to your daily rituals — from morning coffee to afternoon tea. They make wonderful conversation starters (or conversation enders, depending on your patience level).

Extra Info

Care Instructions:

• Microwave safe for quick reheats.
• Dishwasher safe for easy cleaning.
• Avoid scrubbing with harsh materials to keep the design fresh.

FAQs:
Q: Is this mug suitable for gifting?
A: Absolutely! Each Splosh Cheeky Mug comes in a bright, full-colour box that makes it gift-ready for any occasion.

Q: Does the print fade over time?
A: Nope! The high-quality ceramic and durable print ensure your mug’s message stays sharp — sip after sip.

Show off your “patience” — the kind that comes with a smirk and a coffee refill.
Shop the Splosh - Cheeky Mug - Patience today and let your mug say what you’re really thinking.