£9.99
Splosh
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If laughter is the best way to start your day, the Splosh – Cheeky Mug – Delete has you covered. With the cheeky quote “If I drop dead, please delete...
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Product Description
If laughter is the best way to start your day, the Splosh – Cheeky Mug – Delete has you covered. With the cheeky quote “If I drop dead, please delete my browser history…”, this mug brings instant humour to your morning routine — and maybe a knowing smile from those who see it.
Whether you’re sipping coffee before your first Zoom call or catching up with friends over tea, this witty ceramic mug adds a dash of mischief to your everyday moments. It’s the perfect conversation starter at the office, a great gag gift, and a reminder that everyone’s got a few secrets worth deleting!
Crafted from premium ceramic, this mug is built to last — durable, glossy, and sized just right at 435ml capacity for your favourite brew. It’s both microwave and dishwasher safe, combining fun with function, so you can enjoy your morning rituals without any fuss.
Delivered in a full-colour gift box, this mug makes a brilliant gift for friends, co-workers, or family who appreciate a good laugh (and maybe have something to hide). Whether it’s for a birthday, Secret Santa, or simply to brighten someone’s day, it’s a guaranteed smile-maker.
Part of the Splosh Cheeky Mugs Collection, the Delete design embodies the bold personality and humour the range is loved for. Every mug features playful sayings handpicked by real customers — because who doesn’t love starting their morning with a chuckle?
Because life’s too short to be serious — drink your coffee, enjoy your snacks, and keep your secrets safe.
Shop the Splosh Cheeky Mug – Delete today and let your mug say what everyone’s thinking.
Key Features at a Glance
- Quote: “If I drop dead, please delete my browser history...”
- 435ml capacity – ideal for coffee, tea, or hot chocolate
- Made from durable, high-quality ceramic
- Microwave & dishwasher safe
- Comes in a full-colour gift box – ready to gift
- Part of the Splosh Cheeky Mugs Collection
Your Benefits at a Glance
- Brings humour and fun to your daily coffee ritual
- Great novelty gift for friends, family, or colleagues
- Durable and practical for everyday use
- Conversation starter for work or home
Extra Info & Care
- Material: Ceramic
- Capacity: 435ml
- Packaging: Full-colour box
- Care: Dishwasher & microwave safe
Don’t delete this deal — embrace your cheeky side!
Shop the Splosh Cheeky Mug – Delete now and turn every sip into a laugh.
Delivery and Returns
Delivery Information
- Standard Tracked (UK): £2.99, or FREE on orders over £30. Delivery normally takes 3–5 working days after dispatch.
- Express Tracked (UK): £4.99. Delivery normally takes 1–3 working days after dispatch.
We currently deliver to eligible UK addresses using Evri, Royal Mail and FedEx. European and international delivery are not currently available.
Dispatch: Orders are normally dispatched the next working day. Express orders placed before 11:00am are normally dispatched the same day. Express orders placed after 11:00am, and orders using Standard or Free delivery, are normally dispatched the next working day.
From October onwards, Standard orders can take up to 10 working days to dispatch during busy periods. Express orders are prioritised, but their dispatch can occasionally take longer too. Delivery times are estimates and begin after dispatch; we cannot guarantee an exact arrival date.
Working days are Monday to Friday, excluding UK public holidays. Personalised, pre-order and selected larger or made-to-order products may have different lead times, which are shown on the product page and at checkout.